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NaNoWriMo Is Upon Us

October 3rd, 2007

I did not have the good fortune of having created this blog just yet last year when NaNoWriMo took place. Ironically, I discovered my eager desire to read all about the trials and tribulations of my fellow writers through NaNoWriMo and thus started writing the now famous (you know they are) blog posts about three weeks after I finished my novel.

For those that haven’t signed up yet, NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month, and that particular month is November. Basically, a few thousand people from around the world get together online in November every year to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days. It’s a personal challenge of sorts as “winning” does nothing more than give you the right to tell your friends and family that you wrote a novel in a month.

This year is my third time participating and as is the annual custom, October is the month in which we all start brainstorming our characters, plots, and devices – all the better to see what comes of our endeavors at least. I have yet to even begin, but I’m skewing towards something mostly mindless and wholly entertaining this year so I can actually finish a full story within 50,000-70,000 words (last year’s hit the magically 50K mark, but needs another 50K before it’s actually done…ironic, no?).

I’m trying to find a good plugin to post on the blog to keep track of my progress, so hopefully that will be up and running shortly. However, plugin or no, I’m going to drop posts on a regular basis about how things are going. What I’m basically saying is that you should start getting invested in NaNo now because 85% of my posts will be updates on my novel (and the process of writing it)

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Writing Prompts – May

May 9th, 2007

I didn’t get any posts for the April prompt, nor did I really get around to writing my own post, so honestly I don’t hold it against anyone. It was a relatively lame cue anyways, so who can blame the prompt. No, I didn’t take it seriously enough, so now I feel like I should come up with something good that doesn’t rely on lame holidays in the here and now. Anyways, here’s the prompt for May which I don’t necessarily expect anyone else to pick up, but I will definitely give a shot before next week is out:

Pick any member of your family or life and slap them into one of the following genres; Detective Noir, Deep Space Science Fiction, or Victorian Romance. Now pick two other characters (real life or not) from the other two genres and mix it up. Do whatever you want from there. Make a poem, a story, a long essay; do whatever you want, just make it a mash-up of genre fiction (or non).

Enjoy.

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NaNoWriMo Production – Alonso’s Story Part 1

May 3rd, 2007

I’ve been a part of the usual November grind of NaNoWriMo for a few years now, and my first time out in 2005 produced about 60% of a novel that hasn’t been touched since. For your perusal; the first few hundred words of chapter 1. Enjoy:

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Alonso Quijano toed the clod of dirt at his feet repeatedly, the bits of grass still attached pealing off to reveal a solid mass; a rock most likely. He kicked it away, annoyed and multitudinously bored. The days were long, the harvest not yet begun, and the quotidian reminders of his father echoed in his ears each morning before, during, and after breaking fast. When the final leaf fell from the cork tree, he was to be considered an adult, an entrant to the vast and wonderful boredoms of adulthood, marriage, and land ownership.

Adulthood bothered him no more than the pithy sarcasm he received for the complaints to his father. The second and third aspects bore a greater burden, one that a “youth’s shortsighted laziness” (as the old boar described him) could not help but be wary of.

Alonso more and more frequently recalled the words of his mother, now long gone, lost to the cults of the north. “You are born, you live a simple, innocent, and chaste life. A wave of despair shall descend upon you and burry your innocence; you will die. Rebirth will find you simple and sated of your youthful lusts, a tool to your spouse, children, and community. Then you will die again. Rebirth is questionable.” Shortly after beginning to spout such idyllic nonsense, Alonso’s father had her bagged up and shipped out of the village. Craziness does not mesh with the routines of a simple farmer. Boredom and unhappiness however seemed to fit quite well.

For what seemed like the hundredth time that day, Alonso craned his neck to the sky, watching for signs of the late summer rains, of the harbingers of his ensnaring to his second life. The sun shone down upon him in reply though; full, bright, and alone in the cerulean heavens. The cork tree behind the cottage remained full and vivacious. Its foliage would know at least another two or three months of sunlight.

            What should have sated his fear, and prolonged the happy moments of childhood acted only as a reminder of the Fate that awaited him. In two months time – three if the season held late, which it very well may, the unseasonable lack of late rains pointed to a long summer – he must move from his father’s home. His marriage had been arranged, likely not favorable for either youth, yet necessary regardless. He had not met her as of yet, as she resided many miles away, in one of the southern villages nearest the wood. His father told him she would travel north upon the break of the season’s first storm, most likely in a month’s time. Her beauty, lauded by those lucky enough to meet her concerned Alonso not. Rather, he found himself asking constantly of her humors, her bearing, what intellect God bestowed upon her simple village mind. A bland, stupid wife scared him more than an ugly one. Ugliness dissipated in time. He would spend the rest of his life in conversation with the woman, and together they would raise children. How awful it would be to have dull, dim-witted children!

            These thoughts and more plagued young Alonso, occupying the entirety of his considerations for much of the day (and many days before as well). The sun already sank past its high point, marking the latter half of the day beginning, and he had yet to accomplish any thing of note, not something his father would fail to find great fault in. He may have another two or three months until his freedom (of a miserable sort) from his father, but for those months it would not due to neglect his duties entirely. Sulking had no effect on the gruff sensibilities of a middle-aged olive farmer. He forced himself away from his revelries and made to retreat back into the cottage, hoping to find his sister at work preparing the mid-day meal, or better yet finishing it. Food might help to at least calm his physical restlessness. For that matter, it might brighten his spirits if of a high enough quality.

            The cottage sat beneath the boughs of two enormous firs, nearly as high as the eye could readily see while standing beneath, offering cool shade for the ill ventilated home. The grounds around the home were mostly clear, with the exception of one gorgeous, billowing juniper stand flanking the cottage’s far side. In front was a simple path, no less quaint and plain than the paths of most every other home in the squat, sprawling village. It stretched to the main road (if one dared name it as such – only wide enough to bear the girth of a single horse and cart, mind you a cart no larger than the horse bearing it) where the other cottage’s entrances snaked together creating a vast web of simple homes for their simple denizens. Behind the small home were a failing wooden shed (one of Alonso’s neglected duties as it stood), home to the family’s single brown steed, a gentle bay named Acemila.  The shed also housed the two carts his father owned for gathering the olives, one reserved for Alonso’s impending departure. Blast if he couldn’t keep from seeing his future in every shingle and farm tool his father owned.

            Fortunately (less so, when he learned later in what capacity) his ruminations cut short as the road leading north erupted with ferocious, angry shouts. Turning abruptly toward the source of the disturbance, Alonso witnessed the rising of a great cloud of dust no less than a 1000 yards from his current position. Rather than waxing idly at its cause he brushed away the occupying thoughts and ran toward the ruckus, curiosity flirting with worry. Some truly angry voices could be heard from within the cloud.

            As he approached, he could make out at least half of the village in the mess. The cloud itself emanated from the frantic circling motions of two horses connected to a wagon – a device much too large for the village’s simple road. Combine the inept conveyance with a crowd of angry men and women waving sharp implements at the horses and a tragedy appeared eager to announce itself to the gathering.

            Alonso slowed his approach, not wishing to become embroiled in the struggle, at least not before knowing its cause. Whatever brought the entirety of a village to arms may very well deserve it, but it was impossible to forget the amplification of previous misunderstandings, most notably the traveling doctor, whose medicines and tinctures failed to mend the mind of a quickly failing goat. The man nearly hung for his ‘flagrant lies and false medicines’.

            As the redeeming angel of that case, Alonso’s father had quickly ended the confrontation, and so Alonso scoured the crowd looking for him, waiting for his approach to the situation before joining in the judgment of the mob.

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Purported Memoirs of a QFC Deli Clerk (en Ficcione)

May 1st, 2007

I had a long and fruitful job at a local QFC, working as a deli clerk during college. There were some incredible characters working there and I made wonderful friends over the years. Of course; there were even more people working there who were incredibly nuts and had their own deep seeded problems. Meet chapter one of some good old fashioned QFC bashing goodness. If anyone likes these, I’ll think about writing a few more.

1.

Jeanine wiped and wiped at the gouged stain on the back of the slowly yellowing porcelain. It vaguely reminded her of the mole on Kenny’s ass, the hairy one she’d finally made him remove last summer. She squinted, wondering if the tiny bit of chipped rust could morph into cartoon heads too. Alas, porcelain doesn’t flex and fold quite as efficiently and fully as the ass of an overweight twenty-two year old.

“Jenny! You done in there?” The door crashed open as Roger flounced his own bits of middle aged flab to within a foot and a half of her face. “What’s taking you so long?”

Jeanine twirled on her heel and without thinking pulled the bucket and rag to her breast. Any half way nubile female with an inkling of a curve or a presentiment of pouty lips jumped if Roger entered a ten foot bubble. Cursing beneath her breath, she realized the black streaked rag she’d just spent more than five minutes scrubbing a rust layered toilet with was soaking through her shirt.

Roger smacked his lips and if anyone had the inclination to look closely enough they’d see him staring not at Jeanine’s slowly thinning shirt, but at the mirror she stood in front of, an ample glimpse of her pilate-toned rear-end reflecting back. A smart man, Roger.

“Lunch time honey. You’ve been at it for fifteen minutes.” The shit eating grin he carried around all day shone brightly in the flicker of half a fluorescent light tube. “You can check out those songs I burnt you.”

Jeanine forced a smile from her lips and nodded, unable to squeeze free any words to compliment the smile. Kenny would probably have a fit. Friendship is all fine and good, but that retrospective tour of ska music he’d heaped on her was a touch creepy.

“Come on let’s go.” Stout, increasingly horizontal, and a shellac helmet of pomade holding his manager-hair in place, Roger reached for her.

Unable to control herself, she pulled away, jerking from his serpentine fingers.

The rag dropped to the counter and wolfish eyes darted to and fro, scanning quickly and efficiently.

“Yes, sir.” Said Jeanine.

And don’t think he didn’t get an eye full as she left. He stood for a second longer mulling what to do with her. She was skittish, and jumpy. That wouldn’t do.

He snaked a finger through his eyebrows in the mirror and sucked his gut in.

At the same time the door flipped open violently and the ear numbing scream of a little old lady with a Metamucil dependency shook him loose. Manager or no manager, old Edna didn’t appreciate a man licking his fingers in the lady’s room.

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Creative Developments – Installment 1

April 23rd, 2007

I talked a couple of days ago about adding some of my creative projects here to share with the world, hopefully garner some comments and even more, hopefully garner some inspiration or motivation to finish projects and write some more (It’s really hard to find motivation when I’m typing dollar spot work all day to pay my bills). I’m gonna throw in some thoughts in separate posts as to the process of writing random genres and random styles. Why, you ask. Why not?

Without further ado though, here’s the first entry, a collage I wrote for a class a few years back. I liked writing this, mainly because there are absolutely no constraints and most everything makes sense (plus I can steal from other sources). By the way, everything here is from another source, all things are copyright of their respective sources, etc, etc,
blah, blah, blah.

Sixty-Seventh Street

Y not?

I was talking to my mom on the phone one day. She says to me: “I was watching National Geographic the other day. They had a special on amazing animal tales. A female white spotted bamboo shark at the Belle Isle Aquarium in Detroit surprised zookeepers by giving birth to two babies. Supposedly it was a virgin birth: She hadn’t been near a male for six years. Wouldn’t that be something?” I made a joke about Jesus. She got angry and told me to go to church.

Dreaming In Batman® Underoos

But the most beautiful thing about my Batcave is the stillness. Of course, that is deceptive. At any moment it may be shattered and then all will be over. For the time being, however, the silence is still with me. For hours I can stroll through my passages and hear nothing except the rustling of some little creature, which I immediately reduce to silence with a non-lethal tranquilizer dart, or the pattering of soil, which draws my attention to the need for repair; otherwise, all is still. The fragrance of Gotham Hills floats in; the place feels both warm and cool. Sometimes I lie down and roll about in the passages or slide down the Batpole with pure joy.

Saturday Afternoon on My Parents’ Tape Deck

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
People’d call, say, “Beware doll, you’re bound to fall”
You thought they were all kiddin’ you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin’ out
Now you don’t talk so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Like a Rolling Stone

Young people of every society are a problem to adults. In economically struggling communities, especially, it is common for the next generation to leave at the earliest opportunity. There is a standard call that resounds from New York or Los Angeles or Houston or Minneapolis. That call says “Come here. Make your mark here! The call does not reveal that the real chances for success in these areas rest on turning one’s back entirely on the values and relationships of the past.

“Don’t You Want To Join Us?” I Was Recently Asked By An Acquaintance When He Ran Across Me Alone After Midnight In A Coffeehouse That Was Already Almost deserted. “No, I don’t,” I said.

I really did want to, but Kafka sat on my shoulder whispering the whole time, “Don’t do it.”

Garden State

A great film. One scene in particular stands out, when he goes to a party with some old school friends and is given a tab of “X”. He sits in the middle of this empty couch while the speeded-up party action goes on around him. He only snaps out of his observational, elevated status when addressed directly, and when he feels all eyes are on him, sweating under the pressure to entertain, he’s forced to be funny.

My God Can Beat Up Your God

“I’ll be honest about it. It is not atheists who get struck in my craw, but agnostics. Doubt is useful for a while. We must all pass through the garden of Gethsemane. If Christ played with doubt, so must we. If Christ spent an anguished night in prayer, if He burst out from the cross, ‘My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?’ then surely we are also permitted doubt. But we must move on. To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation”… “I know what you want. You want a story that won’t surprise you. That will confirm what you already know. That won’t make you see higher or further or differently. You want a flat story. An immobile story. You want dry, yeastless factuality. Love from within is your deity, and you want no other.”

Life Sucks

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.


NationalGeographic.com
Kafka Americana “Rob K’s Notebook” Jonathan Lethem
“Like a Rolling Stone” Bob Dylan
Franz Kafka

Garden State
Life of Pi
Yann Martel
The Stranger Albert Camus

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