Obama’s on the iPhone
In a not so distant future…….
So…I was talking on my new iPhone to President Obama, when of all people Tammy Nyp appeared. She’d just turned 18 and was very popular. Tammy Nyp?! I exclaimed. President Obama nearly freaked out, “Tammy Nyp’s there?” Yes, sir she is. I gave the iPhone to Tammy Nyp so she could say hi to President Obama, when suddenly one of Saddam’s cousins jumped out at us. Like a scene from 24. But this cousin of Saddam was a good guy, making it a pretty boring scene from 24.
Tammy Nyp made sure to remind us not to judge someone just because they were Saddam’s cousin. The iPhone chipped in with President Obama’s agreement.
The whole thing could have been a trainwreck, but instead President Obama via the iPhone, Tammy Nyp, Saddam’s cousin, and two new arrivals, Keeley Hazell, and Michelle Manheart all sat down together and watched a video rip of the Golden Globes that Michelle Manheart or Keeley Hazell had downloaded from Joost.
And that my friends is how you truly whore yourself to the Technorati search terms. I was going to make fun of it, but it was more fun to just do it.